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Monday, June 18, 2007

The Legendary Come Back....

So? It's been a while since I lay my hands on this golden keyboards of mine.. What else do I need to do but write these golden words coming from my golden mind.. It's payback time!!!

But wait.. I first need to advertise my personal multiply... The Jason Site!

And my group's multiply.. The one and only.. the most famous entity in the cyberworld... "the" Space Cowboys.. If you're interested.. All you need to do is beg and maybe.. just maybe... I will let you join the internet's hottest group.. Yeeeha!!

Anyway, enough of my sensible advertisements.. Let's get into business!!!

Now that I'm finally back here in the 3rd world... (actually it's been a month since I set my foot here in this humid hot country of brown austronesian race.. but what the heck.. my heart and soul still belongs to the great country in the west also called as "the" great country in the west USA!)

Anyway(x2) I would like to blog somethings...

Somethings that are too precious to be miss..

I need to update you with every event that just happened to the great writer of this entry...

You need to know everything cause I know that you missed me... VERY MUCH!

So.. I need to start my entry...

and here it goes...

.............after a long while I realized something.........

tinatamad pa din ako mag blog.. kaya next time nalang ha?

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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Awkward Moment #4: The Las Vegas Edition

So there, you might be wondering if this site is already "dead".. yeah it could be but like the great saying goes.. all great things deserves to be resurrected...

guess what? I just resurrect my own great site! Tada!

Anyway, my question for you guys is... have you ever been to Las Vegas? Ofcourse.. most of you have not! *evil laugh* Well, just so you know.. I've been there.. twice! As in two consecutive years! Two consecutive years in a well known Vegas hotel! Ugh beat that 3rd world! ..!.,

'Nuff of the traditional little Jason boasting and showing off my first world status to all my 3rd world readers.. let's get into business! *smug*

The awkward moment happened last Tuesday April 17 (So it will be more or less April 18 in the 3rd world)..

In Las Vegas, the legal age where you are allowed to stay in the casino and give away your money is on the tender age of 21.. But most underage people are very eager to try the "Sin City" life atleast once before they turn into that milestone... hence legal age..

You know they try to have this cool guy gambler look who will never hesitate to say "all in" in a poker match or this swabe looking black jack player who wears dark tinted sun glasses during night time and whose hair is bombarded with pomada textured gel.. Some James Bond Casino Royale Wannabe shits!

Anyway.. let's consider myself as one of those people whom I just described.. hehe..

yeah yeah.. the eager ones! Demet!

The story goes like this:

I was sneaking around the very corners of the Circus Circus casino when I found a lonely slot machine waiting for someone to sit on its blue comfy chair and try their luck by just simply pulling the lever or pushing the button of fortune..

I admit that I was tempted by the said "slut" and my evil conscience told me.. "give it a try Jason.. give it a try..."

but no! my good boy instinct stopped me from being an illegal underage gambler.. as usual.. I defeated my evil conscience..

So I continue walking around the casino sporting my innocent look while holding my dslr and wearing my pogi jacket .. I ~~look~~ observe the place like an FBI agent trying to see if there are any sexy and beautiful 20 year old Caucasian women sitting on those slut machines.. or if there are hot latinas who are doing the same.. In short, I was in Las Vegas to do one obvious task.. take pictures of these hot Aphrodites and post it in my multiply having the caption "Just got laid" *evil laugh*

As my search continues, I saw one good looking babe playing the slut machine.. a 1 to 3 dollar slut machine! So I made pa-simple and sat beside her.. I looked at her and she looked back! I said to myself... "Wow! I need to play this slut..... machine.... so that I will have a valid reason to sit beside her" So I pulled a 20 dollar bill in the right pocket of my hot topic black bagets pants and insert the green money into the silver entertaining gamble box a.k.a the slut machine.. I pulled the lever for my first ever slut experience for a max bet of 3 dollars (that's like 150 pesos down the drain!)

The combinations were not those of a winning combo.. but what matters the most is the view beside me! The beautiful, sexy, blonde, and blue eyed Caucasian sitting right beside me! That's the real winning combination for me! We are like 11 inches a part.. that's less than a feet! whew!

So eager to talk to her.. I pulled another lever hoping for a winning combination this time.. a winning combination so that I could say the most effective casino pick up line "Ha! I won! Look blonde lady sitting beside me.. I won! Woohooo! (switch to pa-swabe voice) So.. do you want to grab some drink?"

As my anticipation of getting the winning combination increases.. I pulled and pulled and pulled.. but no winning combination appeared! I was so frustrated that the fuckin' slut machine is slowly eating my 20 dollars! I was cursing the machine in Filipino "Putangina mong makinarya ka! Letche!"

Though frustrated and all, I'm still motivated to win the Big J.... "Jackpot!" But when I was about to pull my last 3 dollars.. a deep American voice in my back crossed the tunnels of my ear and he says "Hey Kid, you're not 21.. right?!"

I slowly turned my back and saw this huge Caucasian guy wearing a nevada security uniform and he is malevolently staring at me as if something bad is gonna happen..

He asked me again the same question... "You are not 21.. right?!"

I was so nervous that I was not able to respond.. Deep inside, I was feeling the chill, the shivering feeling is travelling through my spine and the little asian hair in my body is starting to get up.. I was helpless.. I need to get through this or else.. I will be fined or worse.. I will have my first ever trip to the detention sell..

Out of desperation.. I gave him the straight face.

The security officer got confused so he asks me again... "Do you understand English?"

I didn't respond.. and the straight face is still on..

The security officer repeats the question.. this time he speaks slower and uses hand movements.. "DO YOOOUU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?"

I still didn't respond...

The officer concluded that I was some Asian/Pacific Islander tourist guy who doesn't understand English.. so he told me slowly and elaborately.. "Only 21 allowed inside.. Okay?"

I nod my head.. and the colorless redneck let me go..

I was surprised that my mission has been unintentionally completed.. the hot Blonde sexy Aphrodite sitting beside me was able to notice my presence.. but not the way I want it to be.. tsk!

After that incident, I left the Casino and I just take pictures of the hotels around Vegas..

I never told my hommies that I almost got caught 'cause they might laugh at my face.. That will be so embarassing in my part if that happens..

Haayy.. As I contemplated about the Las Vegas incident.. I told myself..

"Hindi ko na siguro kasalanan na baby face ako.."

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Monday, January 22, 2007

The Unfortunate Story

I have this tendency to date someone who have this "sex appeal" in them..
Those of which are both boylet and chick magnet.
Pangdalawahan ba ang kalibre.. ya know! Habulin ng mga lalake at babae!

Well, there's this girl who I've dated and she studies somewhere in Katipunan. (clue: it's not the blue school)
At first sight, it was her appeal that caught me off guard. Taena, not naman the super sexy/super ganda kind of girl that most of you guys fantasize in Playboy magazine or in cheap FHM catalogs that you buy in some jack-off stores like National Bookstore. Anyway, this girl that I'm talking about is hot in her own way.. or that's just my personal bias because I see her as someone who can figuratively and literally make your pants wet anytime you look at her.

So there, we've dated for less than 3 weeks (if my computation is correct). Physical attraction evolved into some kind of emotional attachment bullshit.. Tendency of a normal guy like me is umasa that the girl will be somehow loyal to you or atleast respect your efforts and show some courtesy.. pero then again.. the unexpected always comes into your way!

Just when you thought that it will be one of those smooth sailing dating turned relationship kind of love story.. biglang darating ang twist! Fuck d ba? Why does "my" story always need to have a twist that will either ruin the story itself or emotionally kill the handsome leading character, cough "me" cough.

What was the twist? Well, it's not really a twist because for someone you expect to have that kind of sex appeal.. parang given na that she will be wild and all that...

(I thought that she is one of those girls that looks hot but acts innocent.. then again.. stupid assumption made by yours truly..)

Back to the story... in a party somewhere in Bluewave, this girl that I'm talking about kissed another girl in front of me! (note: when I say "kiss".. it's different from "smack" or "just" lips to lips.. not that torrid compared to FK but just enough to make a romantic statement) So there, as she was kissing this other girl.. I didn't do anything.. didn't react a bit.. nor even drink a beer para malasing at makalimutan kung ano ang nakita ko. I just stare at them blankly.. watch this girl slowly killing me emotionally... at that time.. nag mukha akong tanga sa harap ng maraming tao and yet all I can think about is when will this "little show" end.. para naman maibsan naman ang aking paghihirap kahit papano.. but no.. that's like one of the longest kissing scene I've ever seen in my entire life.. (even longer than those B-film bold movies starring Leandro Baldemor and Klaudia Koronel)

So fuck that.

After the party, I talked to "this" girl and tell her about that incident that happened during the party.. and the only answer that I recieve was.. "Well, you have to accept me for who I am.. no matter what". I told her that "There's a difference between being a liberal and a martyr.. and I'm not a martyr.. to tolerate those kinds of things"
So there, maybe you got the idea.. the conversation went on and on.. I'm not going into details 'cause I'm just writing a blog entry, not a screenplay.

The outcome??

You know what the outcome is??

Dating Over. (duh?!)

It's a matter of wants and when you want it most.. in her case.. she have lots of wants.. wanting to be single and party anytime she wants, wanting to have a guy that you can introduce to your friends, wanting to have the freedom to flirt with random people.. and wanting someone to accept her and love her just the way she is.

In my case.. I do accept her personality..

What I don't accept is her lack of respect and insensitivity..

And everytime she decides to flirt, kiss, make out, etc.. with random people (may it be a guy or a girl).. I just can't take it! Most especially when she's doing her deed in front of me!

Okay fine.. I do have tolerance and patience..pero hindi ako si Hesu Kristo para balewalain lang ang lahat ng mga yun!

If you guys only knew kung paano kabigat ang dibdib ko nung nagising ako kaninang umaga.. parang babagsak na ang puso ko sa aking istomak at makikisabay sa pag-agos ng mga tae palabas sa mahiwaga kong pwet! Hebigat talaga pare!
I felt used, abused, and deprived of many things! Galit ba ako sa kanya? somehow.. pero mas galit ako sa sarili ko kasi hinayaan ko ang sarili kung ma-attach sa kanya.. stupid Lopez! Well, I never learned from my past "dating-hoping to be relationship-but ends up real bad" love stories! It's either ako talaga ang may kasalanan or mahilig lang akong makipag date sa babaeng alam kong maloko.. pero most of the time.. it's the latter! ergo, kasalanan ko pa din kasi ako ang namimili ng babaeng gusto ko eh! ugh (to the nth power)!

Anyway, all I can say is that I have this talent of choosing hot/semi-hot girls, date them, and then finds out something is wrong.. end of the story. Fuck as in hindi lang ilang beses nangyari sakin eto.. maraming beses na!!!

Now hear me my 3rd world readers.... I'm lost right now.
It is as if my conscience is telling me this...

"Oyeah Lopez! The cycle continues!"

That being said by my conscience...
It sucks to be in my shoes right now...

It really does!

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Monday, December 18, 2006

Time Consuming Moment #1: Movie Vocabulary Nourishment

Hello there droogies! It's been a long time since I've posted my last work of art.. so I decided to feed your intellectual literary appetites by reading my infamous online journal. You might be wandering on what a "Jason" does during his vacation.. well, wander no more.. 'cause I will reveal to you the only activity that is currently eating my time as of now..

*drum roll*

DVD MARATHON!

Don't get me wrong droogies of all ages, I am not referring to cheap chick flick, b-movie, genre movies.. or any of its level..

The movies that my golden eye percieves is not of a horrific, ghastly, unpleasant taste.. but of an artistic, deep, and equisite one also known as quality movies.

To give you a brief overview of the list of movies that I have watched from the past few days.. Here it is..

But before I reveal this wonderful line up of visual arts.. I will first state that the motiff/theme of my marathon for the past few days is of the late 90s-contemporary movies.

And here's the list.. *drumroll*

Made in 1998, written by Hunter S. Thompson and directed by Terry Gilliam..
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas stars Johnny Depp as a bald journalist Raoul Drake and Benecio Del Toro as an overweight Samoan lawyer Dr. Gonzo. The drug addicted, violent, reckless drivers goes on a road trip to Las Vegas only finding themseleves deeply troubled in the well-known Sin City.

This movie is just the "shit!"
If you have seen Trainspotting, then don't waste your time slacking in your oversized bottoms doing nothing.. FIND THIS COPY... NOW!!!

The next movies all came in from 2004-2006.. and some of them are notable Oscar winners..

Crash
A 2005 Academy Award for Best Picture, Crash is a connecting stories of sub-plots from different people in Los Angeles. Starring Matt Dillon, Sandra Bullock, Don Cheadle, and a whole lot of big names. This movie which is directed by Paul Haggis does not only contain a star-studded cast but it also has a story that a "true" movie lover will die for.. okay, maybe I'm overacting.. BUT THIS MOVIE IS GOOD!!! otherwise, it wouldn't win any awards... and it wouldn't be in my infamous online journal!

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
Okay, you guys out there might be wandering on how did this movie made it to my online journal..
This movie might be too shallow for most of the critics out there.. but to hell with them.. this movie is able to create a whimsical mood that brings us all back to the memory lane when we all used to imagine things as a child.
Maybe some of you guys were not able to experience a magical childhood.. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!
What's important is that I was able to relive that childhood experience in this movie.. Great great visual manipulation is enough to overshadow a mediocre story. Give this movie a credit.. It's worth your time

Corpse Bride
So now that I've placed Lemony Snicket's Series of blah blah blah on my list.. why not put a more grotesque, mood enticing, animated film by Tim Burton starring Johnny Depp's voice? Well, I'll be damned if I would not put this instant animated classic on my list. Just like Lemony Snicket, this movie is everything that you would expect from a children's movie.. except that.. the Victorian setting just made it more palatabe to my artistic eye. I mean, this semi-musical family movie is just fun to watch!!! This movie should capture your imagination... ACCORDING TO PLAN!!!

A History of Violence
Most uneducated, almost-ignorant movie goers would call Vigo Mortensen... "King Aragorn".. what they don't know is that this thespian from New York is also capable of playing other characters outside the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Well, if I were you.. I would try to widen my movie vocabulary and watch this film so that I can also associate a character named Tom Stall to Vigo. A History of Violence is a story about Tom Stall's violent experiences that brings repercussions that will haunt his family forever.. If you're a male and is afraid to watch this movie.. YOU'RE GAY! If you're a female and is enthusiastic about seeing this movie.. can you please do me a favor??? Buy yourself a Colt45 and ask your guy friends if they are man enough to watch this film! haha!!!

Capote
A movie about a gay writer who wrote Breakfast at Tiffany's finds himself inlove with a murderer on whom he is interviewing for his non-fictional book In Cold Blood. Philip Seymour Hoffman stars as Truman Capote and delivers a powerful portrayal of the said writer. In fact, Hoffman won the 2005 Academy Award for Best Actor. Had enough of Brokeback Mountain and Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros???
Well.. try this on your dvd players and you will witness a cinematic magic and an ACTING GENIOUS!!!

March of the Penguins
If you think that this movie is all about penguins all through out.. well fuck you!!! It has more to it than simply watching some penguins marching thru the arctic ocean to give birth to their offsprings.. This movie teaches us family values, tradition, and love.. A 2005 Academy Awards winner for Best Documentary.. This movie with a French first person narration is a must watch!

You will feel the coldness of Antartica and the warmth of these penguins...

................

Come to think of it.. this movie is really all about penguins... uhm...

BUT WHAT THE HELL??? THIS IS A COOL FILM!!! Literally..

Okay.. This is enough for now.. I know that this is too much information for your brains to take.. Just remember to always put God in your priority.. whatever happens. ok?

Au Revoir!

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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Scary Moment #1:Holdaping incident in Estrella Bridge

So there, perhaps some of you readers already know the story but I just can't ignore this squatter bashing of mine. I have to blog this! I have to blog this!

27th of November 2006.

My friends and I went to Miriam College to attend the Pinoy Media Congress. After that we ate at Kalye Juan and then parted ways. Sara Ramos came with me in the cab because she is afraid to go home alone. She dropped me at Estrella because her condo is in Taft. So, I climb the squatter-infested bridge just to go to my house in Kalayaan.

As I was texting with my new found friend named Peanut of Miriam and at the same time walking thru the fucking bridge.. someone attack me from my behind. I thought it was just someone from school.. but no they weren't! They are fucking 3rd world holdapers who is trying to get my stuff including my bag which has one Canon dslr and a Nikon slr inside and my sony erikson phone and my wallet which has 3,000 pesos and a priceless list of my exclusive IDs..

So there, these fuckdappers are trying they're best to out-strangle me but I didn't give in that easily.. I have to fight back because it is my first time to be held-up and I don't want to give my dslr to this low-life-rugby-users that easy. So I choke one of the smelly squatters and used him as a shield so that they won't get my things that easy. The second member punched me in the face so that I would lose grip to their ka-tribo but that punch is what you call in Filipino terms "daplis lang" so it didn't really affect me. Then the Salbakuta look alike member of this gang pulled out his cheap balisong and tried to target my solar plexus but he can't stab me because he's too stupid and the fact that I am holding their galis-infested-team member and using it as my shield is another thing that kept this Salbakuta look alike to stab me in the stomach.

As my grip on the neck of this galis-infested squatter slowly slips away, I cried for help and I shouted "Tulong! Tulong!" but the plea didn't seem to affect these cold-hearted empty-stomached rugby-users so I decided to offer my things in exchange of my life.. but a sudden miracle happened...

As I was about to surrender my things to their "amoy tae" hands.. the jologs squad suddenly flee..

Maybe they thought that I was bluffing and that someone is coming to my rescue.. but NO.. I was not bluffing.
I just don't want to be killed that's why I'm trying to offer my valuables to them in exchange of my life.

Stupid and uneducated as they are, these holdapers are also nervous.. and yes they are...
stupid, tanga, bobo, walang pinag aralan, patay gutom, jologs, mabantot, galisin, and amateurs!!!

If there's a crime academy for holdaping and snatching then these orcs would get a 0.0 for letting me go that easy.
So I went back home and told my family about the incident.
We went to the police and reported the crime.
I told the police that we should go back to that bridge and hunt those fuckdappers down and that they should bring an armalite so that they can shoot them as soon as I point them out.

So we went to the bridge with the police carrying some armalites and asked questions to the bridge vendors. Apparently, this vendors are what you call "kasabwat" to this fuckdappers so the police threatened them that if they don't cooperate then they will have to raid they're cheap panindas and burn them. I want to point every squatter out in the bridge so that the police will obliterate them all but a voice in my head told me that I should not go down to their level..

Those jologs are so lucky 'cause I respect my conscience very much..

Anyway, I told my mom about it and she told me that I should get a car as soon as possible so that I won't have to commute and cross that bridge ever again. The next day, I bought an Accord because I don't want those jologs to get close to me ever again. Fuck them and their square shaped ass! I just hope that a billboard will crash down to that Estrella bridge so all the squatter and crooks in that place will be squashed to death!

Right now.. I'm currently in the state of shock and whenever I see a Salbakuta-look-alike or any suspicious looking squatter for that matter.. I like to pour in some chlorine or liquid sosa to their drink so that they'll die clean kahit papano! Tangina talaga nila! They are ruining the spirit of Christmas!

To all you fuckdappers out there... much love ..!.,

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